March Mischief Kindle Sale and giveaway!

1 Mar

romance novel.webHey, folks. It’s time for a sale! Why? Because we’re coming on my second year anniversary of being a published indie author. To celebrate, I’m giving away all of my Amazon Kindle books for .99.  Some are even FREE!

If you walk around with a large stick shoved up your ass or are easily offended, this sale might not be for you. If you are looking for some raunchy, rip snortin’ fun, then download a PJ Jones’ book today. You (probably) won’t regret it!

And LOOKIE! NAUGHTY LITTLE SCHNITZEL is back by (sort of) popular demand.  It’s only got seven bad reviews. I know there have to be more easily offended readers readers out there, right? 

schnitzel.webVisit my Amazon author page for more great deals.

Books and short stories by PJ Jones:

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 BUT WAIT, THAT’S NOT ALL! DURING THE MONTH OF MARCH, I’LL BE GIVING AWAY SIGNED COPIES OF EITHER DRIVING ME NUTS! OR ATTACK OF THE FAIRYTALE ZOMBIES! TO THREE LUCKY READERS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ANSWER MY QUESTION AND LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW TO ENTER FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN. QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR LAUGHS?

Good luck, and thanks for stopping by.

** Signed books are available for US residents. International residents are eligible for free book downloads.

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11 Responses to “March Mischief Kindle Sale and giveaway!”

  1. pjjoneswrites March 1, 2013 at 4:02 pm #

    Reblogged this on The Eclective.

  2. bitchdaddygaga March 1, 2013 at 6:30 pm #

    lately i just watch Rachel Maddow and pee myself laughing at the GOP, and I’m Canadian LOL

  3. alan nayes March 15, 2013 at 10:35 pm #

    love the Parody’s queen’s stories! but i also love crude humor.

  4. scrubjay5x5 March 24, 2013 at 11:04 pm #

    For shits and giggles, I like to rewatch old Titus episodes from Netflix. Freakin’ hillarious stuff. Stacy Keach even manages to outshine the star of the show, Christopher Titus, most of the time IMO.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titus_(TV_series)

    • scrubjay5x5 April 1, 2013 at 11:55 am #

      One of the books I purchased of yours, “Fishing With Sasquatch”, had a most unexpected gem, “The Walking Tree.” I think my son will enjoy it as a bedtime story.

      • pjjoneswrites April 1, 2013 at 1:26 pm #

        Yeah, I have NO idea why I published The Walking Tree with a bunch of parodies. What was I thinking? LOL. It’s one of my favorite stories and NOT FUNNY at all. :)

      • pjjoneswrites April 9, 2013 at 1:40 pm #

        Hello! You’ve won a signed copy of either Driving Me Nuts! or Attack of the Fairytale Zombies! Please message me @ pjjoneswriter@yahoo.com with your mailing address. ;)

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