Hey, folks. It’s time for a sale! Why? Because we’re coming on my second year anniversary of being a published indie author. To celebrate, I’m giving away all of my Amazon Kindle books for .99. Some are even FREE!
If you walk around with a large stick shoved up your ass or are easily offended, this sale might not be for you. If you are looking for some raunchy, rip snortin’ fun, then download a PJ Jones’ book today. You (probably) won’t regret it!
And LOOKIE! NAUGHTY LITTLE SCHNITZEL is back by (sort of) popular demand. It’s only got seven bad reviews. I know there have to be more easily offended readers readers out there, right?
Visit my Amazon author page for more great deals.
Books and short stories by PJ Jones:
- Attack of the Fairytale Zombies
- Driving Me Nuts!
- Fishing with Sasquatch
- Melvin the Dry Cleaning Zombie
- Naughty Little Schnitzel
- Pride and Prejudice and Vampires
- Romance Novel
- The Vampire Handbook
BUT WAIT, THAT’S NOT ALL! DURING THE MONTH OF MARCH, I’LL BE GIVING AWAY SIGNED COPIES OF EITHER DRIVING ME NUTS! OR ATTACK OF THE FAIRYTALE ZOMBIES! TO THREE LUCKY READERS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ANSWER MY QUESTION AND LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW TO ENTER FOR YOUR CHANCE TO WIN. QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU DO FOR LAUGHS?
Good luck, and thanks for stopping by.
** Signed books are available for US residents. International residents are eligible for free book downloads.
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lately i just watch Rachel Maddow and pee myself laughing at the GOP, and I’m Canadian LOL
Hey, the Canadians gave us Bob and Doug McKenzie. I know you’ve got a sense of humor! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZCI39NWZ5g
Ha, ha! Thanks for commenting!
Hello! You’ve won a signed copy of either Driving Me Nuts! or Attack of the Fairytale Zombies! Please message me @ pjjoneswriter@yahoo.com with your mailing address. 😉
love the Parody’s queen’s stories! but i also love crude humor.
Thanks, Alan!
For shits and giggles, I like to rewatch old Titus episodes from Netflix. Freakin’ hillarious stuff. Stacy Keach even manages to outshine the star of the show, Christopher Titus, most of the time IMO.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titus_(TV_series)
One of the books I purchased of yours, “Fishing With Sasquatch”, had a most unexpected gem, “The Walking Tree.” I think my son will enjoy it as a bedtime story.
Yeah, I have NO idea why I published The Walking Tree with a bunch of parodies. What was I thinking? LOL. It’s one of my favorite stories and NOT FUNNY at all. 🙂
Hello! You’ve won a signed copy of either Driving Me Nuts! or Attack of the Fairytale Zombies! Please message me @ pjjoneswriter@yahoo.com with your mailing address. 😉